March 27, 2015
"I think it's time for Old Man Winter
to get Mother Nature drunk, and
have a little fun making Spring!"
Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results
were pretty interesting;
30% of women think their ass is too fat.
10% of women think their ass is too skinny.
The remaining 60% say they don't care. They love him,
he is a good man and wouldn't trade him for the world!
The sentiments of the toilet stool.......
"I have to endure all your shit
and you only hug me when you're drunk!"
Impossibilities of the world
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in you fool.
10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without
separating your lips
4) You just attempted to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and
you skipped No. 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5
9) You laugh at this because you are a fool
and everyone does it too
10) You are probably going to share this and
see who else falls for it!
"One sound idea is all that you need for success!"
~ Napoleon Hill
"To be a leader, you must stand for something, or
you will fall for anything."
~ Anthony Pagano
"The one who lacks the courage to start, has already finished......"
"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve,
not by the desire to beat others."
~ Ayn Rand
Love You Forever,
La La Lolita Lovely
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